this morning, not one, not two, but THREE of my roommates have just bursted into my room to use my bathroom. I don’t understand why no one can knock or wait till I’m awake or USE THEIR OWN BATHROOM. and I know nothing is wrong with it because I can hear them in there right now.
BITCHES, I BOUGHT THE TOILET PAPER FOR THIS BATHROOM. 

in other news, I woke up in a panic this morning because I thought I missed Saint Patrick’s Day.