again? really??

this is the second time this week that you have noisily barged into my room while I’m sleeping and then made some stupid squeaky noise in an attempt to be quiet (YES, mimicking a mouse DOES make you virtually undetectable!) and then USED MY BATHROOM.

REALLY? 

what on earth could be so extremely important that you can’t wait the five minutes until someone is done using your bathroom instead of waking me up!?

maybe if someone was in your shower (but you have no problem asking to come in when someone is in the shower, I know), or if you had to use mine to get ready, but that is far from being the case. 
and you have the plunger in your bathroom so you can’t even claim that you needed that. 
you have no excuse, so all I have to say is, REALLY?!

I’m locking my door from now on. 

also stop turning the heat on. if you’re cold get off your lazy ass and do some chores.